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Cleared together on // a healthy boot (stops the budget decaying to 0 over a long // session) and on a manual Retry (so one click actually gets a // fresh slate — the old code cleared only gl-reload-budget, so // Retry usually bounced straight back to the card). var LATCHES = ["gl-reload-budget", "gl-render-watchdog-reload", "gl-render-watchdog", "gl-sw-nuke", "chunk-load-recovery-attempted", "__indexeddb_auto_reload_at"]; function clearRecoveryLatches() { for (var li = 0; li < LATCHES.length; li++) { try { sessionStorage.removeItem(LATCHES[li]); } catch (e) {} } memCount = null; } // Reachability probe: HEAD a tiny same-origin static asset with // a short timeout. navigator.onLine lied in 100% of these // failures (measured 2026-07-14), so it can't gate anything. // ANY response (even 404) => reachable; only a network // failure/timeout => offline. favicon.ico is same-origin (not // tracker-blocked) and always present. function probe(cb) { var done = false; function finish(ok) { if (done) return; done = true; try { cb(ok); } catch (e) {} } try { var ctrl = ("AbortController" in window) ? new AbortController() : null; var t = setTimeout(function () { try { if (ctrl) ctrl.abort(); } catch (e) {} finish(false); }, 3500); fetch(location.origin + "/favicon.ico?probe=" + Date.now(), { method: "HEAD", cache: "no-store", signal: ctrl ? ctrl.signal : undefined }).then(function () { clearTimeout(t); finish(true); }, function () { clearTimeout(t); finish(false); }); } catch (e) { finish(false); } } // level defaults to "warning". 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Same horizon as the // latch release below so both sides agree on when a // failed navigation should surface the real card. // The same event fires on arm and disarm — listeners // re-read __glReloadArmedUntil rather than trusting // the event. try { window.__glReloadArmedUntil = Date.now() + delayMs + 5000; window.dispatchEvent(new Event("gl:reload-armed")); } catch (e) {} setTimeout(function () { try { window.location.reload(); } catch (e) {} }, delayMs); // Release the latch well after the reload should have // navigated. If reload() threw or the navigation was // stopped, a stuck latch would otherwise permanently // swallow both later reload requests AND the terminal- // card escalation (callers treat latch-true as // "reload incoming"), leaving a blank page with no // recovery. 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'; (document.body || document.documentElement).appendChild(d); var btn = document.getElementById("gl-terminal-retry"); // Manual retry: reset the automated-reload budget so a // deliberate user click isn't silently absorbed by the // budget meant to stop automated reload loops (dead-end // finding, 2026-07-10 — raw reload() after budget // exhaustion just re-triggers the same instant refusal // on the next load). A manual click is bounded by human // patience, not an automated loop, so — unlike // __glGuard's other callers — fall back to a raw reload // if the guard still refuses (e.g. storage blocked by // strict tracking protection, exactly this card's // audience): that always worked before this change and // must keep working. if (btn) btn.addEventListener("click", function () { try { clearRecoveryLatches(); // clear ALL five latches, not just the budget if (!window.__glGuard.reload("terminal-retry")) { window.location.reload(); } } catch (e) { try { window.location.reload(); } catch (e2) {} } }); // Self-heal: if the app becomes ready after all (e.g. // a 50s throttled auth finally resolving), remove the // card instead of covering a working app. window.addEventListener("gl:route-ready", function () { try { var el = document.getElementById("gl-terminal-error"); if (el) el.remove(); } catch (e) {} }, { once: true }); } catch (e) {} } } catch (e) {} })(); d:["$","script",null,{"id":"giftlist-boot-guard","dangerouslySetInnerHTML":{"__html":"$24"}}] 25:T16a4, (function () { try { // Kill-switch expiry (boot-audit §7): this scaffolding must // not outlive its reason. If the "sw-nuke: stale service // worker found" beacon is still non-zero near this date, // consciously renew it; otherwise delete the block. // ⚠️ RENEWED 2026-08-06: the original constant was // 1756684800000 = 2025-09-01 UTC (comment said 2026) — the // nuke shipped ALREADY EXPIRED and has never executed on // any device. The expiry is now DERIVED at build time (this // block is a JSX template literal) so the hand-copied-epoch // bug class is closed, not re-documented. Note the impact // is bounded: ServiceWorkerRegistrar + the /sw.js stub have // been unregistering our SW on every hydrated load since // 07-01 — this inline path only matters for devices that // never hydrate; expect near-zero beacons and delete at // expiry. if (Date.now() > 1793491200000) return; if (!("serviceWorker" in navigator)) return; var BUILD_SHA = "c20452a809d0643a10aca9aed6ff315e3b788d3d"; navigator.serviceWorker.getRegistrations().then(function (allRegs) { // ONLY target OUR retired reachability SW (served from /sw.js). // Third-party SWs are legitimate and must be left alone: the // Cloudflare "Google tag gateway" (enabled 2026-06-30) registers // /i36f/_/service_worker/… — scoped to its own path, it cannot // intercept page navigations. Nuking indiscriminately re-ran the // unregister + cache-purge + reload EVERY session (the gateway // re-registers on each load) — long black boots on mobile // Safari (staging, 2026-07-02). var regs = (allRegs || []).filter(function (r) { var sw = r.active || r.installing || r.waiting; var url = (sw && sw.scriptURL) || ""; return url === location.origin + "/sw.js"; }); if (!regs.length) return; // none of OURS → clean, do nothing // Telemetry: a stale SW was found on this device. This is the // signal that tells us the bad-SW cohort is draining (and when // it hits zero we can remove all this scaffolding). Reported // via the resilient buffer so it survives the reload below. try { var sw = (regs[0] && regs[0].active && regs[0].active.scriptURL) || null; var did = null; try { did = localStorage.getItem("x-device-id"); } catch (e) {} var body = JSON.stringify({ type: "warning", source: "web", path: location.pathname, deviceId: did, appVersion: BUILD_SHA, buildSha: BUILD_SHA, context: JSON.stringify({ message: "sw-nuke: stale service worker found; unregistering + reloading", sid: window.__glSid || null, sessionId: window.__glSessionId || null, scriptURL: sw, count: regs.length, url: location.href, userAgent: navigator.userAgent }) }); if (window.__glTele) window.__glTele.report(body); else fetch("/api/settings/log", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: body, keepalive: true }).catch(function (e) {}); // NOT sendBeacon: its Content-Type is rewritten in transit and the server rejected 100% of those beacons (measured 2026-08-01; 113 mangled watchdog beacons/3d) } catch (e) {} Promise.all(regs.map(function (r) { return r.unregister(); })).then(function () { function reloadOnce() { if (location.pathname === "/auth/handoff" || location.pathname.indexOf("/auth/handoff/") === 0) return; // FAIL CLOSED (boot-audit P0-1): if the one-shot guard // can't be recorded, don't reload — the SW is already // unregistered, so the NEXT navigation is clean anyway. try { if (sessionStorage.getItem("gl-sw-nuke")) return; sessionStorage.setItem("gl-sw-nuke", "1"); } catch (e) { return; } // Route through the shared reload budget; if the broker // refuses (budget spent), skipping is safe for the same // reason — the cleanup already happened. if (window.__glGuard) { window.__glGuard.reload("sw-nuke"); } else { window.location.reload(); } } if (window.caches && caches.keys) { caches.keys().then(function (keys) { return Promise.all(keys.map(function (k) { return caches.delete(k); })); }).then(reloadOnce, reloadOnce); } else { reloadOnce(); } }); }).catch(function () {}); } catch (e) {} })(); e:["$","script",null,{"id":"giftlist-sw-nuke","dangerouslySetInnerHTML":{"__html":"$25"}}] 26:T604f, (function () { // Burst dedup is IN-MEMORY (multiple chunk errors in one load // = one recovery episode); the cross-reload budget, online + // visibility preconditions, fail-closed storage handling and // the reason-coded beacon all live in the shared boot-guard // broker (boot-audit P0-2: this script was an unbounded, // unobserved, unconditional reloader — the ?dpl= storm forced // ~3.6k reloads/day through it). // Acquire this latch BEFORE starting the retry-in-place ladder. // A failed startup commonly emits one resource error per entry // chunk in the same turn; deduping only in reloadOnce allowed // every one of them to inject its own CDN/origin ladder first. // Later failures join the active episode. If its leader loads // but another pre-route-ready chunk also failed, the episode // escalates once to the bounded reload broker because restoring // only the leader cannot complete that boot. var recoveryActive = false; var hasCoalescedFailure = false; var coalescedFailure = ""; var recoveryReleaseTimer = null; var recoveryGeneration = 0; var activeRecoveryGeneration = 0; var refusalCooldownUntil = 0; function isCurrentRecoveryEpisode(generation) { return recoveryActive && activeRecoveryGeneration === generation; } function releaseRecoveryEpisode(generation) { if (generation && activeRecoveryGeneration !== generation) return; recoveryActive = false; activeRecoveryGeneration = 0; hasCoalescedFailure = false; coalescedFailure = ""; if (recoveryReleaseTimer) clearTimeout(recoveryReleaseTimer); recoveryReleaseTimer = null; } function beginRecoveryEpisode(failedUrl) { // A broker refusal releases the episode so a genuinely later // failure can recover, but suppress the rest of the browser's // current error burst from repeating broker + terminal work. if (Date.now() < refusalCooldownUntil) return 0; if (recoveryActive) { hasCoalescedFailure = true; if (!coalescedFailure && failedUrl) coalescedFailure = failedUrl; return 0; } recoveryActive = true; hasCoalescedFailure = false; coalescedFailure = ""; var generation = ++recoveryGeneration; activeRecoveryGeneration = generation; // This is longer than the slowest retry + reload-backoff // path. It only runs if neither navigation nor the normal // release paths happen, preventing a failed navigation or an // unexpected exception from disabling recovery forever. recoveryReleaseTimer = setTimeout(function () { releaseRecoveryEpisode(generation); }, 35000); return generation; } window.addEventListener("gl:route-ready", function () { releaseRecoveryEpisode(); }); // Resolve the HTTP status of a failed asset from resource timing // (Chrome 109+ exposes responseStatus; Safari does not yet, so it // reports 0). Lets us later split genuine 404 stale-chunk failures // from transport aborts in the beacon, without a probe. function statusOf(url) { try { if (!url) return 0; var rs = performance.getEntriesByType("resource") || []; for (var i = rs.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) { if (rs[i].name === url) return rs[i].responseStatus || 0; } } catch (e) {} return 0; } function urlFromChunkError(value) { try { var msg = typeof value === "string" ? value : (value && value.message) || ""; var m = msg.match(/https?:\/\/[^\s)'"]+/); return m ? m[0] : ""; } catch (e) { return ""; } } // The chunk-failure PROBE MATRIX that lived here (chunk-error // investigation, 2026-07-24 → 2026-08-06) was DELETED once it // answered. Its verdict, for anyone tempted to rebuild it: the // dominant cause of status-0 chunk failures was NOT a content // blocker or a dead path — it was the retry ladder asking the // WRONG HOST. The container serves only its own build's // /_next/static, the CDN bucket retains every build's, and the // ladder led with same-origin, which 404s deterministically for // any foreign-build chunk (probe evidence: chunkProbe 404 + // faviconProbe ok in one episode; curl confirmed origin=404 / // CDN=200 for the same three chunks). The fix is the CDN-first // ladder below (ae3e4b559). The remaining live signal is the // chunk-retry-in-place beacon, which measures the ladder // directly — a probe matrix adds nothing to it. var BUILD_SHA = "c20452a809d0643a10aca9aed6ff315e3b788d3d"; // Safari's default resource-timing buffer (~250 entries) fills // on image-heavy pages before a late chunk fails, which would // make statusOf() miss the failed entry and report 0 (i.e. read // as a transport abort) on exactly the pages most likely to // fail. Pure in-process call — safe at parse time. try { if (performance.setResourceTimingBufferSize) performance.setResourceTimingBufferSize(500); } catch (e) {} function sendDiag(ctx) { if (window.__glIsPrivateTelemetryUrl(location.href)) return; try { ctx.buildSha = BUILD_SHA; ctx.sid = window.__glSid || null; ctx.sessionId = window.__glSessionId || null; ctx.elapsedMs = Math.round(performance.now()); ctx.online = navigator.onLine; ctx.url = location.href; ctx.userAgent = navigator.userAgent; ctx.visibilityState = document.visibilityState; // deviceId: see the render-watchdog send() note. var did = null; try { did = localStorage.getItem("x-device-id"); } catch (e) {} var body = JSON.stringify({ type: "info", source: "web", path: location.pathname, deviceId: did, appVersion: BUILD_SHA, buildSha: BUILD_SHA, context: JSON.stringify(ctx) }); if (window.__glTele) window.__glTele.report(body); else fetch("/api/settings/log", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: body, keepalive: true }).catch(function (e) {}); // NOT sendBeacon: its Content-Type is rewritten in transit and the server rejected 100% of those beacons (measured 2026-08-01; 113 mangled watchdog beacons/3d) } catch (e) {} } // Retry-in-place (chunk-error investigation read-back, // 2026-07-28): the probe matrix showed the failed chunk's BYTES // were fetchable in ~27% of affected sessions — a reload was // never needed. 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